The Kingdom of United Eden is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Karađorđe with an even hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, devout population of 3.107 billion Edenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vojvodgrad. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Edenian economy, worth 210 trillion Eden Dinars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,884 Eden Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, and Orthodox Christianity has been named as United Eden's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Eden's national animal is the Gray Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

United Eden is ranked 27,048^th in the world and 5^th in OmniOne for Safest, scoring 110.55 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.